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syfox133
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syfox133
Hahaham he can't take a joke eh?
Metal Slug Anthology
22/12/2007 / In the corner of your eye
shiversul
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shiversul
chuck norris is chuck norris
22/12/2007 / melbourne,victoria
jac33au
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jac33au
if a tree falls in the forest does anyone hear it? yes, chuck norris hears it. Chuck norris hears the shrieking fear in your soul.
22/12/2007 / Hervey Bay, Queensland
Mugga2
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Mugga2
When Chuck Norris eats a chicken he only eats it's soul
22/12/2007 / Tweed FCBrawl FC:4296-4413-5165
jac33au
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jac33au
here are a couple from my facebook

"Archaeologists in India recently uncovered a new dinosaur. It's actually many dinosaurs but one is in the middle of all the others. The one in the middle is believed to have killed the others with a single roundhouse kick to the face. The archaeologists wanted to call it ChuckNorrisaurs but the Indian government changed the name to Himotosaurous because it's simply not possible for Mr. Norris to be killed."
"Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice. "
"Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time. "
LOL

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

clients.arranschlosberg.com/
23/12/2007 / Hervey Bay, Queensland
ragin_bull
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ragin_bull

WiiGoGo said: Yeah Chucks Good, I have a Chuck Norris Action figure too (Got a Hasslehoff Knight Rider as well but that's another story) BUT Chuck was defeated by Bruce Lee (had his neck broken) at the end of 70's Martial Arts Flick "Way of the Dragon" so maybe Bruce Lee is Better!!



True. But wheres Bruce now?

Damn right. Mysterious passing or Roundhouse kick justice?

EDIT: Apparently, Chuck Norris does live in a round house.
23/12/2007 / Gullible isn't a real word.
nancy
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nancy
i looked him up on google and it said run before he finds you, seriously you should try it you get a nice laugh.
23/12/2007 / philadelphia,pennsylvania U.S.A.
Drhobo
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Drhobo
My topic lives!
I did a poster for health class that said if you smoked Chuck Norris would kill you. I got a detention.
MyWii - Miscellaneous
23/12/2007 / Michigan, USA
leeman34
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leeman34

Drhobo said: My topic lives!

I did a poster for health class that said if you smoked Chuck Norris would kill you. I got a detention.

ha ha thats funny ,you better watch out he might sue you
23/12/2007 / geelong
Link
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Link
Chuck Norris is the best hahah that would be a nice poster indeed
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, The
23/12/2007 / Newcastle, NSW
Drhobo
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Drhobo
Sorry, i friend was messing around while i was away
MyWii - Miscellaneous
08/07/2008 / Michigan, USA
Guyver
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Guyver
How's this for Chuck Norris fact? balkaninsight.com/
House of the Dead: Overkill
10/05/2009 / Melbourne - Conduit FC: 1333-6041-7278 <My friggen bank account number isn't even that long o_O
Ryoon
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Ryoon

Guyver said: How's this for Chuck Norris fact? balkaninsight.com/


Thats awesome, screw locking your doors or having fancy alarm systems, just have Chuck Norris in your window.
10/05/2009 / My House
Matteh
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Matteh

Guyver said: How's this for Chuck Norris fact? balkaninsight.com/



Ha, that's pretty cool. But now gthe burglars would know it isn't really Chuck Norris, just a cardboard cut out, so they know it's safe now.

=D
New Super Mario Bros. Wii
10/05/2009 / QLD, Brisbane.
Mintyjam
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Mintyjam

Guyver said: How's this for Chuck Norris fact? balkaninsight.com/



You are too late!

I used that on MyTelly 4 days ago.

mytelly.com.au/
Animal Crossing: Let's Go to the City
10/05/2009 / Swine Flu Capital; Hilarity ensues
The_MPer
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The_MPer

Mintyjam said:

Guyver said: How's this for Chuck Norris fact? balkaninsight.com/


You are too late!
I used that on MyTelly 4 days ago.
mytelly.com.au/


this mywii minty
Wii Shop Channel
10/05/2009 / I like Leon's jacket,it's nice :D
Matteh
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Matteh

Mintyjam said:

Guyver said: How's this for Chuck Norris fact? balkaninsight.com/


You are too late!
I used that on MyTelly 4 days ago.
mytelly.com.au/



Oh awesome! You're an admin there!

=D
New Super Mario Bros. Wii
10/05/2009 / QLD, Brisbane.
CheeryDog
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CheeryDog

Guyver said: How's this for Chuck Norris fact? balkaninsight.com/


I think it could go in the chuck norris is so cool forum game www.mywii.com.au/
New Super Mario Bros. Wii
10/05/2009 / SA ~ normal for a given value of not normal
Mintyjam
Kudos: 12,990
Mintyjam

The_MPer said:
this mywii minty



I know. I am testing to see who has the most recent news articles.
Animal Crossing: Let's Go to the City
10/05/2009 / Swine Flu Capital; Hilarity ensues
Azza123
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Azza123
I hate Chuck Norris jokes, how are they even funny?
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
10/05/2009 / ''Blades Will Bleed''
Guyver
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Guyver

CheeryDog said:

Guyver said: How's this for Chuck Norris fact? balkaninsight.com/


I think it could go in the chuck norris is so cool forum game www.mywii.com.au/



I searched and picked the first thread....
House of the Dead: Overkill
10/05/2009 / Melbourne - Conduit FC: 1333-6041-7278 <My friggen bank account number isn't even that long o_O
Yamaha
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Yamaha
Chuck Norris can play a violin with a Piano

The grass is always greener on the other side unless chuck norris is there then it's red. dark red.

The americans where going to send chuck norris to afganistan but they thought it would be more humane to send a bomb.

Chuck norris once ate 3 72.oz stakes in an hour. he spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress

Chuck norris kicks him self in the face to shave because the only thing that can cut chuck norris is chuck norris
Naruto: Clash of Ninja Revolution
10/05/2009 / Organisation 13 - Luxord
Ryoon
Kudos: 383
Ryoon

Yamaha said: Chuck Norris can play a violin with a Piano
The grass is always greener on the other side unless chuck norris is there then it's red. dark red.
The americans where going to send chuck norris to afganistan but they thought it would be more humane to send a bomb.
Chuck norris once ate 3 72.oz stakes in an hour. he spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress
Chuck norris kicks him self in the face to shave because the only thing that can cut chuck norris is chuck norris



Haha nice I haven't heard those ones.
10/05/2009 / My House
Toki
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Toki  
DEAD THREAD REVIVAL!!!!
to be on topic...

Chuck Norris can beat the sun in a staring contest.
Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World
05/11/2009 / QLD, Gold Coast SSBB FC: 2707-1576-2219 (wifi name Jesus)
TheDarkBJ
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TheDarkBJ

Guyver said: How's this for Chuck Norris fact? balkaninsight.com/



Awesome!
Punch-Out
05/11/2009 / Melbourne, Victoria SSBB FC: 4038-8950-2069 Platinum FC: 2750 9999 8708
 
 
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