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That site has some pretty funny lines, good find. I remember sitting up late and watching Walker : Texas Ranger. Chuck Norris is one of those people that is so unbelievably not cool that he has done a full circle and ended up back around at cool again. I just have to post some of the top ten from that site, everyone has to see them!

1 Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2 There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3 Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
6 Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
10 Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

And these...
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

hahaha, how funny.

24/06/2007 / In the vegie patch

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hainaku

hehehe that calls for a huge "roundhouse" kick!

Resident Evil 4

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nbo

aww chuck noris facts that takes me back to when i just started going on forums

24/06/2007 / I am a walking Screaming hell A thing of torture to behold This vivisection Splits my soul A thing of torture to behold

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RerunWii

When did Chuck Norris ever get cool? The jokes arn't funny either...

24/06/2007 / The land of Prosperity...ok Brisbane

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monolocco

Chuck Norris is the definition of "MANLYNESS"!!!

24/06/2007 / Sydney

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Mario64

ahahah chuck norris is my counterstrike source name.

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Chuck Norris Uses Rattle Snakes as Condoms...

True Fact

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moosechild

Chuck Norris's secret identity is the HULK but don't tell anyone.

Galaga

24/06/2007 / Thelineofpeoplebehindyou, USA

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Chuck Norris Was Born in a Test-Tube

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Stuzz78

monolocco said: Chuck Norris is my Hero.... I love his hairy Chest Hairs!!! lol

His chest hairs have hair?

24/06/2007 / Brisbane, Queensland

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dsreaper

I hate Chuck Norris, you can't spend 2 seconds in Barrens chat (WoW) before he comes up...

Super Mario World

24/06/2007 / Gold Coast, Queensland

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Chuck Norris Chin has so much Muscle that he has a 3rd fist...

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desi

My favourite Chuck Norris joke is that he needs a stunt double for crying scenes.

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Lol i never Heard that one but Desi Thats my Favourite Now

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Murpheos

Dante_10 said: Chuck Norris Was Born in a Test-Tube

so was i, but i aint nowhere ner as hard as old Chuck

P.S who has seen the Jack Bauer version of this site? got some damn good laughs from that one.

25/06/2007 / Frankston, Victoria

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RerunWii said: When did Chuck Norris ever get cool? The jokes arn't funny either...

Aww come on. It's Chuck Norris! How can you not laugh?! When did you lose your sense of humour?

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WiiGoGo

Yeah Chucks Good, I have a Chuck Norris Action figure too (Got a Hasslehoff Knight Rider as well but that's another story) BUT Chuck was defeated by Bruce Lee (had his neck broken) at the end of 70's Martial Arts Flick "Way of the Dragon" so maybe Bruce Lee is Better!!

25/06/2007 / Brisbane, Queensland

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Omi said:
RerunWii said: When did Chuck Norris ever get cool? The jokes arn't funny either...

Aww come on. It's Chuck Norris! How can you not laugh?! When did you lose your sense of humor?

He has a Complicated But a Great Sense of Humor Look Omi if you really want to know where he gets it from...

Go to www.youtube.com And Type "Boondocks Ep1"
you'll see a kid with a true vision and humor people should look up to someone like that even if they are just a kid/cartoon.

25/06/2007 / Sydney, NSW

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WiiGoGo said: Yeah Chucks Good, I have a Chuck Norris Action figure too (Got a Hasslehoff Knight Rider as well but that's another story) BUT Chuck was defeated by Bruce Lee (had his neck broken) at the end of 70's Martial Arts Flick "Way of the Dragon" so maybe Bruce Lee is Better!!

Of course Bruce Lee is better! Just not as funny to watch.

HA! A Hoff action figure! At least it's for night rider, I'd hate to see a Hoff Baywatch figure.

You sound like you've got yourself quite a collection Wiigogo!

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JackAz

Completely over Chuck Norris jokes,
Utterly lame now.

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